Meghan Markle’s ‘whiney’ podcast on female empowerment enrages feminists

Meghan Markle has enraged feminists by announcing that she will study femininity on her upcoming podcast Archetypes.

As Meghan continues to throw forth dishonest statements, royal analyst Neil Sean believes that a fairly “prominent feminist” is coming for her.

“It’s the feminist movement she’s trying to draw herself to,” Mr Neil said on his YouTube channel, “and that’s actually sort of backfired, and you’re going to see more of this in the next few days… because a very prominent feminist is coming out against Meghan Markle herself, and here’s why.”

“Of course, she says, how could Meghan possibly be a front for this movement, and as always, we have to say allegedly.”

“She’s basically arguing that here is a lady who put up her work, faith, family, and nation to move to another country and marry and love another guy.”

“How is that radically feminist?” you might wonder. How do you manage to be your own woman?

“Now you can see the point of view of this specific interpretation of events, can’t you?” When you say, “You have to stand up for yourself; don’t be the underdog,” it’s not easy to swallow.

“We understand that being the underdog is difficult, but when you consider how quickly Meghan succumbed to being the underdog, giving up virtually everything to become a member of a family she claimed to know nothing about in order to marry the guy she loved?”

“What’s interesting here is that depending on whether the podcasts are engaging and, of course, enlightening, and as always, the guests Meghan gets, I can see nothing but trouble for her because a lot of the female leader writers here in the UK are already saying we don’t need any more whiney podcasts from women basically saying they’re the underdog when women now have a bigger say and are more powerful than ever before.”

“There are more women CEOs than ever before in the world.” So Meghan, as always, will have to tread cautiously if she wants to get the perfect track for that crucial podcast,” he observes.

Meghan’s Spotify podcast will be available this summer.