Count Binface targets Elon Musk with billionaire space flight super-tax

But when it comes to the Tory Party leader, that’s a no-go, “I’d rather be trapped in the Phantom Zone and forced to listen to Simply Red for eternity,” he told.

Politics in the UK is “in a heck of a state right now,” he says, but that’s why he’s there to fix it.

“Politics in Britain is a load of rubbish, and rubbish is right up my hyper-alley, so it’s my time to shine,” he says.

“If you want to try something new, you can’t get better than a Binocracy.”

“Basically,” he adds, ” it’s where you guys leave me to sort out the difficult stuff (i.e. total power) while you get on with gorging on Strictly Come Dancing, Premier League Football and the Bake-Off. Have we got a deal?”

Unlike Liz Truss, the Count has a political manifesto in bookstores.

He mentioned council tax to be raised on second homes and quadrupled on third properties and the £1 croissant limit.

The Count says that once he’s in charge, millionaires who want to travel into space would be taxed £1 billion per trip, a radical wealth redistribution move that will attract spacefaring tycoons like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos.

A few billion in taxes would assist fix the country’s finances.

He admits that there would be no room in his cabinet for vegetables. Instead, it would be carefully stored in his refrigerator.