• Prince Harry will “undoubtedly” be a distracting sideshow to King Charles’ coronation.
• A royal analyst and author made these admissions in an article for the New Zealand Herald.
• She revealed the couple’s coronation plans, which she claimed would likely prove a distracting sideshow to the main event.

Meghan Markle has been advised to take comfort in the fact that Prince Harry will “undoubtedly” be a distracting sideshow to King Charles‘ Coronation.

Daniela Elser, a royal analyst and author, made these admissions in an article for the New Zealand Herald.

She revealed the couple’s Coronation plans in it and claimed, “The irony here is, if Meghan really does “feel excluded,” then she should take heart in the fact that her and Harry’s presence—or absence—will, either way, likely prove a distracting sideshow to the main event.”

“No matter her feelings,” the 41-year-old and her husband will, by dint of their histrionics and pouty media outings of the last three years, be praised as co-stars on King Charles‘ big day.

Mrs. Elser claims, “In scenario a), the minute we see one of Meghan’s Gianvito Rossi-clad feet stepping into the millennium-old Abbey, which has been the scene of coronations since 1066, TV cameras and the global press horde will be trained on her and Aitch, Duke of the Manly Necklace, to catch every blink and glance at the Prince and Princess of Wales.”

“Scenario b) would see the Sussexes decide they would prefer to stay home in California to listen to neighbor Orlando Bloom’s slam poetry, to doodle in their gratitude journals, or to email Jeff Bezos for the umpteenth time trying to cadge a development deal rather than having to face his wintry family.”