Jimmy Carter arrested for placing ‘I Did That’ Stickers on Biden

After a gas station worker phoned the police to report a “hooligan” putting “I did that!” stickers on petrol pumps, former President Jimmy Carter was detained on Monday. The former president was taken into jail for vandalism, disturbance of the peace, and resisting arrest soon after authorities arrived on the scene.

A picture of Vice President Biden looking proudly at the total amount of petrol sold on the pump is featured on the iconic “I Did That!” stickers. To put it another way, investigators say they’ve been all across the nation and haven’t been identified by anybody, but in this case, they were positioned so low because Jimmy Carter is so short.

When approached by authorities, Carter, who had to deal with an energy crisis during his presidency, is said to have expressed his displeasure with the Biden government.

“There was a scarcity of oil in 1979. Because of the Iranian Revolution, the price of oil skyrocketed, so I attempted deregulating it to boost local production and alleviate the burden on our economy “Jimmy Carter, enraged, chimed in.

“But Biden just shut down our oil independence just because he hates Trump, making us more dependent than ever on foreign oil, which is now exacerbated by a supply chain crisis no one wants to talk about and a Russian war that is only happening because Putin knows how weak Biden is,” the former peanut farmer continued.

In the words of Officer Mondale, “Sir, you’re frightening the youngsters.”

Cuffed and seated in a little chair, Carter was questioned by police about why he was so angry with the president.

“Not my president!” Carter is said to have screamed, according to insiders.

Because of his little wrists, he was able to quickly wriggle out of his shackles and scurry away under a vehicle. Please contact the police if you or anyone you know has seen Jimmy Carter.

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